CHAPTER 1 {electrocuted}
I duck behind a thick green bush as three
men in dark blue uniforms pop out of a small clearing, and pull away my now
dead father. It takes me a moment to realize that if I do not scream out to
these men, that the flesh and body they are holding is the only person on the
universe who knows who I am, and with out him I will just be stuck in this big
forest all alone for...well...life! Knowing me, I do not jump up and say what
I’m thinking. I just crouch in an uncomfortable position morning the death of
my father, as I watch the men drag him
away. I have not yet let my self go over how my dad has died because I want to
put my full attention to it. So right now I’m almost as clueless as you are. I
think it is time for me to go over how I got in these woods, and of course how
my dad died. I will start with how I got in the forest. My mom, my dad, my baby
sister Annabelle and I were taking a camping trip for my mom's birthday. We set
up our big green tent. Suddenly, my mom's phone rang "ding!ding!" she
picked it up, and answered it. "Hello" she said. Even though
the phone wasn't on speaker, I could hear the voice
clearly"oh...well...hello. Have you ordered a ufo.”? Mom hung up the
phone, fast. “Who was it?" I asked. "Oh...probably a pizza
company." Mom answered. Suddenly the phone began to shake. My mom began to
shake, Annabelle began to shake, and then I started to shake. I tried to steady
my self but I just kept shaking. Finally I realized what was happening. The
phone was electrocuting my mom! Her hand was clasped around Annabelle’s
stroller handle which electrocuted Annabelle. My hand was wrapped around the
handle too, which also electrocuted me. I pulled my hand away from the stroller
and shoved it into my pocket. "Mom!" I screamed. I was going to tell
her to drop the phone, but it was to late. My mom and my baby sister had been
over come by electricity. I fell into a heap on the forest floor and I tried to
cry, very hard, but nothing came out. Not one single tear. I heard a deep moan
from behind me. My dad! My dad was still alive! Someone to hold the hand of!
Someone to push me through this deep ditch of sadness. Suddenly I screamed
"The Doctor! We need to call the Doctor!” We both saw a flicker of hope. I
reached for Mom's phone, but dad stopped me "Don't go near that phone
Saphire!" "Fine." I said glumly and I ran for the car
hoping to find a Doctor on the way home. Dad tried to start the car "It's
out!" Dad grumbled. So For the next 5 days we lived in the big green tent.
We lived off of berries and animals. One day Dad went hunting. And I stayed
next to his side. He would not trust me alone at the tent. I heard
something unfamiliar in my ear. I looked up at dad and said, "yes,"
thinking that he had said something to me. He smiled at me and just kept
walking. I heard the unfamiliar sound again, but this time I heard that
it was words. It said, "Do not move or I will shoot." I
realized something was pressed against my back. I stopped dead still. Dad could tell I stopped so he turned.
”Come o…oh” Dad said the last word
quietly. “Saphire!” “Yes Dad.” I said in a shaky voice “RUN!” He didn’t have to
tell me twice! I bolted to the farthest tree away from the strange men. I don’t even know what the men looked like.
I climbed up a willow in till I could see the top of most of the other trees in
the forest. I could faintly hear voices down below “For many days, now, me and
my pal have been watching you kill our animals for what you crazies call eats.
Today I will make sure you never come back to our home again” A gun shot, a
loud moan, a thump, and then and there I knew some where deep down in my hart
that my dad was dead.
CHAPTER 2 {creepy
voices}
I climbed down from the willow tree and this time I found a way to
cry. I was almost all the way down when my precious necklace with a tiny key
and lock, that my mom had given me, for my 5th birthday. Got hooked
on a tree. The branch beneath me broke and I was left hanging. I new I was
taking in my last moments. I could not breath! The next thing I new I was on a
dark cloud. Dark clouds hung above, and lightning burst out of them, but no
rain. I heard thunder and realized the thunder was speaking to me. It said
"I'm more powerful then you! I'm smarter than you! I'm stronger then
you!" The voice did this over and over again. Finally I found myself back
in the forest. I lay on the soft green grass. The branch I had been hanging on
was on my face. It had broken off the tree. It was nighttime and I imagined I
had been out for many hours. I went over to my dad. The men had gone by then. I
cried a little. I was getting tired. I kissed dad on his nose. Grabbed his hand
and fell a sleep beside him. The next morning I woke to soft murmuring. The
first voice was unfamiliar but the second I did remember! HE HAD KILLED MY DAD!
I ducked behind a thick green bush and watched three men in dark blue uniforms
pull away my now dead father.
CHAPTER 3 {Madam
Saphira}
So now you know how I got behind this bush. Now that I know the
men are gone I turn around and make a decision to visit my sister and my mom.
Dad had worked hard to make big deep holes for Mom and Annabelle to rest
peacefully in. Dad had given me the honor to carve their tragic death stones.
We were going to have a small service for them after dad finished digging
Annabelle’s grave. Now there was no one to finish it except me. Since we did
not have a shovel dad had dug with Mom’s strong bamboo hiking stick. There is
only a little more to dig. I kneel down and begin. In a couple minutes the
grave is done. Now, for the mentally hard part. I have to put my baby sister in
the grave. When she was born, I had not one clue I would ever do this to her in
my life. I cradle her in my arms, but keep my head far away from her. I really
do not want to be holding my dead sisters body! But, I still want to handle her
gently. I softly set down Annabelle into the hole, softly cover her, softly put
her carved rock on her grave, and softly prey for her. I stand up and murmur,
“My hart is broken… I have no one else to love.” “That is where you are wrong.”
I whirl around. A tall women with a very large hoop skirt, that could fit over
three tiny kids, stands before me. She has stunning white skin; her shiny brown
is put tightly in a bun on the side of her head. Her voice is very strong but, soothing too. She wares a thick
black waistband. Tucked inside are three peacock feathers. All of her clothes
look like they have been made out of beautiful fall leaves. “It is alright, she
is safe.” The woman says. Three beautiful tiny girls come out from under her
skirt. Other girls know this lady? I suddenly am very mad and annoyed. For the
few seconds I have known this lady I’ve taken a strong liking to her, and I
don’t want her to love, like or even know anyone in the whole world except me.
“This is Comfort,” she points to the red haired girl. “This is Believe,” she
points to the brown haired girl “and this is Kindness,” she points to the blond
headed girl. “We call Believe, Bell” that makes me think of Annabelle which
makes my eyes tear up. The girls are probably about four. They are all
Identical besides their hair, and Comfort wares beautiful green glasses. They
all ware spring like dresses made out of lime green cloth. Kindness speaks
“Madam Saphira told us we could come along.” I say, “Who is Madam Saphira? The
three girls point to the strange tall lady that I love so much. As they point I
realize I’m not mad that they know this lady anymore in fact, for some reason I
want them to like her. My thoughts are interrupted by “Yes. I’m Madam Saphira”
I smile and say, “My name is Saphira too, but everyone, except my mom, calls me
Saphire.” Madam Saphira just smiles. “Well, we better get going.” She announces
boldly. Comfort, Kindness and Bell, all crawl back under her skirt “come on
Saphire.” She slightly lifts the bottom of her skirt to indicate I should crawl
under. Not wanting to see the lady’s bare legs and underwear, I say, “I’d
rather walk, thank you.” She smiles and says, “You have to in order to get
there. I’m sorry.” I crawl under, expecting to see nothing but darkness, legs
and underwear. But, instead I see a blond kitten, a brown kitten and a red
kitten playing in a huge prairie that looks like it goes on forever. It’s
covered with blue and white flowers. Immediately I know the kittens are Bell,
Comfort and Kindness. I look down
at my hands to see if I am a kitten too, but I am still human. I desperately
wish to be a kitten. The next time I look at my hands they are tiny fluffy
brown kitten paws. Since my hair is brown, I’m a brown kitten, but Bell is
brown too. I strongly wish for a black ear and feet. The next thing I know, my
wish has come true. I bound across the lushes green grass towards the other
kittens. When I get to them, they meow cheerfully. Apparently in this little
world under a skirt we don’t have to speak because we can read each other’s
minds. The girls have started to talk to me as if we were old friends and they
are not shy around me any more. What ever you ask your kitten-body to do, it
can do. For instance, we are having a kitten talent show, I want to jump 20 ft.
in the air and I can. The ground beneath us begins to shake. Madam Saphira’s
voice booms in my ears. “Girls, we are home.” Then everything stops. The three kittens turn them selves
back into girls. I turn myself, back into my self again and ask, “How do we get
out? It seems the sky and the grass go on for ever.” “Just follow us.” Bell
answers. We walk half a mile and then suddenly I smack into something
invisible. The girls giggle. “This way.” Comfort says. I had smacked into Madam
Saphira’s skirt. All the girls have to crawl under it in order to get back into
the real world. “That was really fun!” I say to Madam Saphira. She nods and
says, “What do you think about this?”
CHAPTER 4 {a new home}
She motions to the world around me. I had been so caught up in the
little kitten world that I had failed to notice the beautiful home I’d just
stepped into. It looks nothing like any home I’ve ever seen. There is a huge
pond with a great big waterfall. In the middle of the pond is a tiny island. On
the island is a tiny lemonade stand, but instead of selling lemonade it sells
big shells full of sand. Little black, orange and red snapping turtles live in
the pond. The little shell stand makes the sand shells for the turtles to eat.
In order to buy the shells the turtles have to give the person at the stand a
shell with no sand. The pond leads into a small thin river that weaves around
homes. The homes are very cool from the out side, but even cooler from the
inside. The homes entrances look like very big rabbit holes and they are each
at the foot of a tree. The stores entrances look almost exactly like the house
entrances, except on the trees above the holes, have signs that have the name
of the store on it. The most peculiar thing about this place is its people. So
far I’ve seen fairies and pixies witch Madam Saphira says are completely
different things, but I really don’t see the difference. “Fairies have wings.”
She says, “Pixies don’t.” I notice there are no boy fairies or pixies. I ask
“Where are all the boys?” she says “There is no such thing as boy fairies or
pixies. All the boys are called minis.” She points to a cluster of tiny, tiny
boys with no wings. They are about the same size as fairies. I also see two
full grown giants, a baby giant, ten green Dachshunds, ten blue Dachshunds, an
alien with fire coming out of him, and so much more. I notice there is only one
other human besides me, Madam Saphira, Comfort, Kindness and Bell.
CHAPTER 5 {Ramona and
a wand}
She stops right in front of me “Welcome to Honey Hill!” She says
excitedly. “Thank you!” I say. She has dark black skin and chocolate brown hair
and eyes. She is wearing the same dress as Kindness, Comfort and Bell. She
smiles at me and says “I’m Ramona. Can I show you around?” “Sure!” I
answer, “I’m Saphire!” For some
reason I’m so exited to play with this girl. She takes my hand and says, “There
is a shop I really want you to see! Yoy!” She claps “Yoy?” I ask, “What dose
that mean?” “It’s the word I use for all of my strong emotions. For instance
I’m exited to be with you, so I say, yoy.” “ You say it for every emotion?”
“Yoy.” She says “That also can means yes.” I look at her strangely. “In my
defense,” She says “I made it up when I was 6.” She stops in front of a hole at the foot of a tree. Pined to
the tree, is a sign that reads “Wand Shop” “Well,” says Ramona “ What are you
waiting for? Go in!” “I would if I
could but I have never been in a shop where the entrance is a rabbit hole.”
Ramona says, “Oh… well, I understand. Just follow me.” And she jumps down feet
first into the hole. I jump down
too, and we both land onto a bouncy pink surface. We have entered a room lined
with shelves. On the shelves are thousands of boxes. I reach into a beautiful
orange box and pull out a wand. It is unlike the wands you see in fairy tales.
It is a colorful stick. On top of the stick is a tiny little globe. Inside the
globe is a very small mouse that is changing colors every minute. I immediately
want it. I want it with all my hart. I want to free the mouse, and have it as
my pet. I want to do spells with the wand. I ask, “What do you do with the wand
any way?” Ramona says, “It’s used to fill your house with cool furniture and
goodies” “How dose the wand work?” I ask, “It’s quite easy actually” Ramona
says, “you just think of something you want, wave the wand, then it appears
before you.” “Do you think I could have one?” I ask hopefully “Depends.” Says
Ramona “First, you must get money from Madam Saphira, then you have to be 10 or
up. “Well, I’m 11!” I scream happily. I hurry up to the counter. “I’m eleven!”
I tell the half man half woman at the counter. I hand the box to it. “I’ll get
some money!” Ramona screams excitedly. She runs over to the bouncy pink
surface. Jumps up and down 5 times and some how shoots up through the rabbit
hole. In a couple min. she is back with a hand full of green coins. She smacks
them onto the desk. I crab the small orange box, run over to the pink surface,
jump up and down three times, then shoot up towards the ground. I land on the
beautiful green grass. I’m so exited to have a wand! I want to fill my house
with a million beautiful pieces of furniture. That’s when I realize that I
don’t have a house! “Ramona.” I say, “I don’t have a house!” “Oh, sure you do.”
She says, and she points to a beautiful green tree and at the foot of it, a
wide rabbit hole. I jump happily into the hole expecting a bouncy surface to
cushion my fall but there is none. I fall butt first onto the beautiful
comforting grass. That’s right, I said it. The ground of my home is big and
grassy. I realize I have just fallen over 40 feet. I feel for scratches,
bruises, or possibly any broken bones. I feel no pain. I look up the hole. To
my surprise Ramona is laughing her head off. She says through giggles “Oh, Saphire. Your so funny!” Then she
stops laughing “Oh my gosh Saphire! Are you ok?” I smile up at her “No blood.”
I say. Ramona is terrified of blood. She jumps down the hole feet first, and
lands softly on the ground in front of me. “Thank goodness.” She says when she
lands. She looks at me and says “Are you gonna use the wand or not?” She hands
me the beautiful orange box. I open it, to reveal a rainbow colored wand with a
tiny globe, and an ever color changing mouse in it. I do as I am told, and wave
my wand excitedly at a dark empty corner. Three shiny blue sparks twirl out of
the wand clumsily, but nothing happens. I look at the mouse in the globe. I can
tell she is dazed. “You need to take the mouse out first!” Ramona scolds. She
tapes the globe lightly. Then, in a burst of light the mouse appears in her
hand. “Oh my gosh!” I scream. “Is she ok?” I point to the mouse, which has
turned a greenish color, and looks dead! She hands it to me. Right as it
touches my palm, it turns a bright blue. It seems to be quite alive now. She
prances happily up my arm. “It’s a boy.” Ramona tells me excitedly. “How do you
know?” I ask “Because.” She begins “The boys turn blue, if they like their
owners. The girls turn purple.” “Why did he turn green when you held him?” I
ask “Well,” She says, “When the animal hates someone it pretends to be dead.”
“And turns green?” I ask “No.” She says, “That’s just your mouse’s weird
personality.” “Stop it!” I say, “you’re hurting his feelings.” We both laugh. I
scoop the mouse up from on top of my head, and hold it happily in my hands. It
has now turned a dark black like any normal mouse. I still want to use my wand,
so I wave it at another corner. “I want a blue sofa,” I think “with frilly
white lace.” It appears before me. I jump onto it. “Its hard as a rock!” I tell
Ramona. “Yoy.” She says grumpily. I still don’t get why she says that, but I
keep my mouth shut.
CHAPTER 6 {Chip}
After hours of wand lessons,
I sit on the now, soft sofa. Its more comfy than any couch I’ve ever sat on.
Disfigured dolls, books, baskets and bottles surround me. Only some are
perfectly normal. I get up. Ramona helps me organize the normal books onto a
bookshelf. We put the disfigured ones into a shoebox. Ramona says, “When we are
older, we will look back on this and laugh.” We finish organizing. I wave
flower wallpaper onto the wall. “Come on.” Says Ramona. “Make the little bouncy
surface.” I wave the wand under the hole. In a puff of fluffy white smoke it
appears. It is a dark brown color. I wish it blue. “Bye.” Says Ramona, “It was
really nice meeting you.” I nod sadly. She walks towards the blue surface, than
turns around. “Wait,” She says, “What are you gonna name your mouse.” I look at
the little black fur ball, who is zipping in, and out, and around furniture,
that I had worked so hard to perfect. He stops to chew on a potato chip that
had dropped during our occasional snack times during wand lessons. “Chip.” I
blurt and as I say it I know it isn’t a mistake.
CHAPTER 7 {Just a dream?}
Ramona jumps onto the surface
“I’ve got something I want to show you in the morning!” she says. Than she
disappears up the hole. When she leaves, Chip stops running and chewing. He
jumps onto my lace bed, squeaks a high-pitched squeak, and curls up into a ball
on my pillow. I get into some silk pajamas, that Ramona has lent me. I climb
into bed. The soft covers curve around me, and I instantly fall asleep.
I’m sweating hard. Running, running, running through a dark
cave. I can’t move any more, but something is forcing me to keep going! Visions
of my parents dieing flash through my mind! I’m scared! “I WANT MY MOM!” I
scream “I WANT MY DAD! I WANT MY SISTER!” Suddenly I’m back at the camp sight.
My mom and my sister are dieing before me! “HELP!” Mom screams. I look at her
helplessly. I can’t move! I start to cry. The next time I look up I’m in the
woods. Dad is screaming, “RUN!” His voice echoes in my
ears, as my eyes flutter open. Chip’s tiny claws dig into my
face. I scoop him up. My face is red and my eyes are full of tears. I set Chip
on the ground, and climb out of bed. Ramona shoots down the rabbit hole.
“Morning!” She says cheerfully “I’ve got something to show you!” “Ok.” I say,
as I get dressed.
CHAPTER 8 {Faraleena}
Ramona pulls me over to her front door. “I’ve been aching to
tell you ever since I met you!” She grabs my hand, jumps into the hole, and
pulls me down with her. “Yoy!” she says as we hit the bouncy cushioned ground.
Her home is colorful and ever inch of what should be wall, is ocean. “Wow.” I
say “Never mind that!” she screams excitedly. She pulls me over to a door in
the back of her house. The door is labeled “Faraleena.” She opens it. We walk
into a jungle, covered in vines. Flower stems are everywhere but no full
flowers. “Where are we?” I ask. “Faraleena’s bed,” she is interrupted by an ear
bursting roar. A gigantic lizard like creacher crawls out of a crumple of huge
trees. It has dark black scales witch change colors in the sunlight. It has
huge pointy ears and large sunset eyes. Its features are big and strong. Large,
pointy, green, dinosaur like plates grow from it’s back and lead down to its
long tail. It snorts loudly. Smoke spirals from his nose, witch, by the way, is
the size of a small couch. Ramona pats its nose “How do you like her?” she
asks. All I can stammer is “D…D…Dragon!” “Yoy!” She says “A dragon indeed. This
is Faraleena.” I nod nervously.
“Will it hurt me?” I ask “No way! She is too sweet.” Ramona says. She climbs up
one of Faraleena’s legs, and squeezes herself between two of the plates. The
dragon doesn’t seem to notice anything. Suddenly, Faraleena is in the air
drifting through clouds silently. In a couple minutes they land soundlessly
before me. “Get on.” Ramona says. I try to climb up Faraleena’s leg, but it’s
too slippery. Suddenly I’m off the ground. The dragon is holding me! Faraleena
drops me onto her back. I slide between two plaits. We are all of the sudden in
the air. Soaring above miles of jungle and rivers. “Dose any body know about
this?” I ask Ramona. “No,” she whispers guiltily “Please don’t tell any one.” I
promise I wont, than ask,” Why can’t you have dragons?” She just mutters, “They are just so
misunderstood.” “How are they misunderstood?” I ask. “Its all because of the Lug Droppers,” She begins.
“Who?” I ask “The Lug Droppers,” she says, “They use dragons as their slaves.
They also own these things they call Net Planes. They drop big robotic slugs
from the planes. The slugs are programmed to find the key and lock to our home
and destroy anything in its path.” “Well,” I ask, “where is the key and why do
they want it any way.” “We don’t know where the key is,” says Ramona “The
reason he wants the key, is because he wants to take over. 2 in a half years
ago, a kind man named Master Creeden ruled this aria. I was 8, and his
daughter, Alyssa, was my best friend. She was sweet, funny and brave…like you.”
I smile and she pushes on “One night all of the sudden he turned evil and
killed my best friend. We were forced to kick him out. He gained the name Lord
Dark hart now he seeks revenge on us and will not stop in till he destroys our
home. “He killed his daughter?” I ask “Yeah,” She says, “Something went wrong
in his mind. Now, he has a whole lot of minions helping him meet his strongest
goal.” I shudder. I feel my neck for my favorite necklace that my mom gave me
at age 5. ITS NOT THERE! “MY NEACKLACE!” I moan. Ramona just looks at her feet
guiltily. “YOU STOOL IT!” I scream at her as Faraleena lands on the ground
softly. Ramona and I slide of the dragon “GIVE IT TO ME!” I demand. Finally she
looks up “I can’t give it too you! The day Madam Saphira took you in, she saw
it around your neck. It is the lock and key Creeden needs!” “I’m leavening this
place!” I scream, “I have a real life you know!” “That’s not duabel.” She says
softly “We only go into the place you would call, the real world every Wednesday.”
“Fine!” I scream, and as I say it
I know it is the end of our friendship. I storm out of the room feeling like a
prisoner. When I am finally in my soft warm bed I think it through. I just lost
the closest thing I’ve ever had too a friend in my life. On top of that, my
favorite position and best remembrance of my family is gone. I weep into my
pillow. When my family was still alive, I had never cried in less I had to go
to the ER. Things are different now. Chip licks my face with his eeney- weenie
tong. I pat his head gratefully. Then fall asleep.
CHAPTER 9 {The great escape}
Finally, Wednesday. I’ve
stayed confined in my home waiting for the big W-day to pop up. Madam Saphira’s
loud voice says, “Everyone, please line up at the golden gate and wait for the
doors too open” I hear this from my house. I have to admit it’s very hard for
me to say good-bye to this home. Chip bounds into my pocket. I let him stay. He
will be good company when I’ve run away. I bolt over to the bouncy pad, and
jump. When I’ve hit the ground I run as fast as I can too the line that has
formed in front of the golden gate. I make sure to stay away from Ramona, Who
is hanging with Comfort. The doors open slowly. Then once it’s fully open,
Kids, fairies, animals and more file out freely. I walk slowly. Finally I reach
the gate. Madam Saphira stops me. “You are not leaving.” “Why not!” I ask, “I
have my reasons.” She says as she pulls me out of the crowd. “Stay!” She orders
“Stay inside the the golden gate.” I shift my weight as She goes to watch over
the other people outside the gate. I can’t stay prisoner forever! I think. I
search for anyone who is not out playing. No one is inside the gate except me.
The next time I look through the bars of the gate everyone has disappeared. They
probably went on a hike. No one too see me escape. I slip through the bars,
carefully, and run. I dash behind a tree because of the murmuring of a machine.
I hear the sound again, but this time its closer. I turn. Behind me are two,
huge, robotic slugs. Before I can move, the things grow big arms and legs, grab
me and through me into net. My screams are muffled as I get dragged away. My
head hits one of the robot’s legs, and every thing turns black. The next thing
I know I’m in a dome. My head is in a hat dash case, and I’m lying down on a
metal bed. A tall man with blonde hair stands over me. A scare strikes across
his lips. He smiles malevolently. “I’ll give you a choice,” he says in a
crackey voice “Tell us where the key is, or we can take your memories. All I
have to press a button, and your memories will be in my head.” His voice sounds
familiar. “You killed my dad!” I blurt. He nods. “I did.” He smiles “I also may
have played a little with your mom’s phone.” “WHY!” I scream. I burst into
tears “Because,” he says over my wails “I need that key and lock. Many years
ago I dated your mother,” I gasp. He keeps going “I gave her that key so she
could visit me. She never did!” “I don’t blame her!” I scream through tears. He
pushes on “When I got kicked out, well, I needed to find a way in too that
little world. I figured, with your parents gone, it would be easy to capcher
you, and I was right. So, what’s it gonna be. A brain wash, or you telling us.”
“I wont speak!” I scream. He presses a button on a remote he is holding. I feel
pain surge through me as my brain is washed away.
I zoom around parked cars on
my new bike. My aunt and uncle are throwing a big celebration for my birthday
and they want me out of the house when they setting up. They adopted me from my
parents who strangely went missing last June. I was found in a forest along
with a little black mouse witch is perched on my head right now. Down the road
I see a girl fall off her bike. I zoom down too her “Are you ok?” I ask “Yoy.”
She says as she gets up. She rides away. “I think I’ve heard that word before.
Maybe from an old friend? Nee.” I say as I ride away.
THE END
I scroll the big letters
across the big page. “Dad!” I yell, “I’ve finished my first novel!” “Great job
Mally. Now come out side for smorse.” “Ok.” I answer. We are having a camping
trip for my Mom’s birthday. I crawl out of the tent, and swing my baby sister,
Ocean, around, she giggles. Suddenly the phone rings. Mom picks it up; “Hello?”
she says, “Oh…Hello, did you order a ufo?”
THE REAL END
